To make the ASSU sound better
Senate Bill 1-CA-3

Submitted for previous notice: 28 May 1996
Action requested: Placement on Ballot; requires two-thirds majority

WHEREAS
the name ``ASSU'' has been so criticized and mutilated in the media as to make being an ``ASSU Senator'' an unbearably awful title, and

WHEREAS
I think the name ``ASSU'' really sucks, and

WHEREAS
if we change the name of the organization such that it's acronym is ``ASS'', everyone will stop using the acronym and start properly calling it the ``Association'',

THEREFORE
be it enacted by the Senate of this Association

THAT
Article I, Section 1 of the ASSU Constitution be amended to read:

The name of the organization under this Constitution shall be the Associated Students of Stanford, hereafter referred to as the ``Association.''

and

THAT
the above be placed on the ballot for the 1997 Spring Quarter general election.

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