``The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.''
- W. Somerset Maugham



Imagination is more important than knowledge
--Albert Einstein

Science and technology are great, but nothing beats fun
--Anonymous

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
--Alexander Hamilton

Good judgement is learned by experience. Experience is learned by bad judgement
--Anonymous

Tell me of difficulties you surmounted, not those you stumbled over and fall
--- Robert Jordan: A Crown of Swords

Success is not won, it is earned
--Anonymous

Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind...
-- Gypsy Rose Lee

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
--Thoreau

Dont care what you do through the game. Just make sure you win the last point.
-- Pete Sampras' coach to Pete (as told by Pete)

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
-- Albert Einstein

All great achievements were done during the worst time of its creator
-- Anonymous

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
--Mahatma Gandhi

S.W.E.A.T.
--A P J Abdul Kalam (President of India) when asked the secret of his success.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing
--Anonymous

Happiness is good health and a bad memory
--Ingrid Bergman

"Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly."
--Anonymous

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
--Anonymous

modesty, n.:
Being comfortable that others will discover your greatness

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-George Bernard Shaw

I am not too much into figures - when I look at statistics I get nervous. I'd rather focus on getting the process right, than worry about the end result.
-Rahul Dravid (one of the finest batsmen in the world)

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
-- Albert Einstein

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-Robert Frost

Seek not to follow in the footsteps of wise men; seek what they sought.
-Basho

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
-- Calvin Coolidge

Keep Cool, but Don't Freeze
-Hellman's Mayonnaise (from Fortune Cookies)

Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
(Fortune Cookies)

``Luck is preparation meeting opportunity''
-Anonymous

A relationship is like Life - MISERABLE. but you don't want it to end
-- Punchline from a Hindi Movie (Chalte Chalte)

One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
-- Anonymous

Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
-- Fortune Cookies

Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)
-- Linus Torvalds

Fortitude is the guard and support of the other virtues.
-- Locke

I love the saying the pain of discipline is nothing like the pain of disappointment. Discipline, courage, passion, belief, hardwork and respect are all crucial parts of success
-- Justin Langer, in one of his interviews

Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men
-- Seneca, the Greek Philosopher

Ethics and values form the protocol for conduct and behaviour in a community for each of its members. So that enhances the confidence, the enthusiasm, the energy, the joy of everyone else in the community. If I conduct myself as per that protocol of behaviour, it enhances the confidence, the enthusiasm, the energy and joy of everyone else in the company.
-- N R Narayana Murthy (Chief Mentor, Infosys Technologies)

Before you attempt to beat the Odds, Be sure that you could survive the Odds Beating You.
-- From a poster on despair.com

If you think you are beaten, you are If you think you dare not, you don't If you want to win but think you can't It's almost a cinch you won't If you think you'll lose you're lost For out in the world we find Success begins with a fellow's will; It's all in the state of mind Life's battles don't always go To the stronger and faster man But sooner or later the man who wins Is the man who thinks he can."
-- Norman Vincent Peale

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-- Vince Lombardi

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.
-- Bernard Baruch